Gosh. They are a bit strong.
Tufty Club was gentler, of course.
fvcking hell! I'd forgotten how grim some of them were. It's no wonder we grew up too scared to let our kids go outside. The government spent a decade or so scaring the sh1t out of us.
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Gosh. They are a bit strong.
Tufty Club was gentler, of course.
It's where they cut back to the tuft of hair, skin and blood after the kid's beaned himself and is about to drown in a puddle.
And the bit where the kid's drowning in slurry.
I remember one where a kid died after playing in a grain silo and had several dozen tons of grain dumped on him. It wasn't a big problem growing up in Croydon, of course, but it still got the message across.
Yeah. At no point did it occur to them to suggest to manufacturers that perhaps they could introduce a mechanism whereby someone stuck in an abandon fridge could get out, of course. Or, indeed, tell local authorities not to leave old fridges lying about.
Naaah, fvck it. Let's just terrify the kids instead.
It's rabies I remember. I was terrified of rabies as a kid and entirely certain that every foreign dog or cat was riddled with it.
You don't hear much about it these days, do you?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."