I always struggle to finish it, sides are kept to a minimum. A bucket of fries with bearnaise and a 1lb steak for a chap of your size will be a serious ask. Jesus man, I can't imagine you walking straight with that in your gut.
Yes - I noticed him on Saturday. Only saw the last 15 minutes but there was still time for him to cut inside and smash the ball wildly over the bar. I do love the play-offs as well, though I should also warn you that John Terry will be playing, too
There is also Jedinak's scary beard to contend with. The prospect of either that and John Terry in the PL next year or Tony Pulis.