MusicWIMB: What's the song where the slightly shouty chorus says

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Yes. Discovering how long ago stuff happened is one of the most vertigo-inducing aspects of ageing. A song you still think of as modern turning out to have been written a quarter of a century ago is really quite upsetting.

I was fine .. until you just pointed out that 25 years is indeed a quarter of a century. Now I feel old and very very mortal. Hold me b