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Got a call at 2AM last Monday from Ivan asking me check in with Raul and Sven first thing in the morning.
Thought I was going to get my P45 but they wanted me to organise Arsene's Surprise Going Away party.
That was the first I was told he was leaving
They gave me a budget of £100k plus which is to cover the event and a gift.
Also got to go around like a sap asking people to sign his card
Jesus Christ....I hate this bit.
Not sure what to get him for a gift....might get him a nice watch. Got it down to a Rolex Milgaus, a Jaeger Le Colture Master Ultra Thin Annual Perpertual Calender or the Omega Speedmaster Man on the Moon...he's into his space stuff so maybe something like that with a nice engraving on the back.
Anyone know anything about Cakes? I was going to bake my own but can't be ar sed. Plus I need to do a special one just to placate Hector and his vegan / gluten free diet he's been doing.
Kind Regards
Your Best Mate
Mickey Pearce
PS - All I know is Ancelloti is off the list because he was being a little too pushy...mo fo even started whats apping me so he could get an interview.