Disableds kicking off (figuratively) about plastic straws

[Peter]

Apparently it is a fundamental human right to be able to have a drink, whenever you want it, and drink it independently.

Now, I dont think that actually is a fundamental human right but even if it was, can't they bring their own bloody straw?

If I was heading out for a coffee and couldnt drink without a straw it might just possibly occur to me to have a straw that I take with me.

Or is it simply a case of **** the planet because a very small group of people will be slightly inconvenienced?

[Burney]

Apparently it is a fundamental human right to be able to have a drink, whenever you want it, and drink it independently.

Now, I dont think that actually is a fundamental human right but even if it was, can't they bring their own bloody straw?

If I was heading out for a coffee and couldnt drink without a straw it might just possibly occur to me to have a straw that I take with me.

Or is it simply a case of **** the planet because a very small group of people will be slightly inconvenienced?

Ramps, lifts, access, adapted houses, parking badges, special cars and now free straws? These people have it easy and the more you give them, the more they fvcking want. Spoiled fvcking cripple cvnts. They want the moon on a stick.

Stick them out on the streets to beg where they belong, that's what I say. That'll soften their cough.

Alternatively, what about paper straws?

[Peter]

Ramps, lifts, access, adapted houses, parking badges, special cars and now free straws? These people have it easy and the more you give them, the more they fvcking want. Spoiled fvcking cripple cvnts. They want the moon on a stick.

Stick them out on the streets to beg where they belong, that's what I say. That'll soften their cough.

Alternatively, what about paper straws?

Paper straws are no good for hot drinks. Alternatives like glass and metal present obvious problems with hot drinks- the poor ****s will burn their lips.

Why not just give them all a reusable plastic straw, paid for by us, the taxpayer. If you lose it, you can **** off.

[Burney]

Paper straws are no good for hot drinks. Alternatives like glass and metal present obvious problems with hot drinks- the poor ****s will burn their lips.

Why not just give them all a reusable plastic straw, paid for by us, the taxpayer. If you lose it, you can **** off.

WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO BUY CRIPPLES STRAWS, P?!?!?

You see this is you socialists' answer to everything: if in doubt, stick your hand in the taxpayer's pocket.

[Peter]

WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO BUY CRIPPLES STRAWS, P?!?!?

You see this is you socialists' answer to everything: if in doubt, stick your hand in the taxpayer's pocket.

Give a man a fish and all that.... you have to help these poor ****s in some way, b. THey get a pretty rough ride after all- first Glen Hoddle, now this!

People seriously take the piss here over disabled parking spaces. I walked through one of the car parks here at the weekend and every disabled space was full, not a single blue badge on any car. It seems to have become a thing here...

[Burney]

Give a man a fish and all that.... you have to help these poor ****s in some way, b. THey get a pretty rough ride after all- first Glen Hoddle, now this!

People seriously take the piss here over disabled parking spaces. I walked through one of the car parks here at the weekend and every disabled space was full, not a single blue badge on any car. It seems to have become a thing here...

It's probably people identifying as disabled, p. After all, thanks to you lot, there are no objective realities anymore. If I feel a bit tired, all I have to do is say I identify as crippled and I can park where I fvcking well want. What's more, the authorities can't fvcking touch me without being transphobic.

[Peter]

It's probably people identifying as disabled, p. After all, thanks to you lot, there are no objective realities anymore. If I feel a bit tired, all I have to do is say I identify as crippled and I can park where I fvcking well want. What's more, the authorities can't fvcking touch me without being transphobic.

They should still have a blue badge. There seems to be a local exemption for those driving Audis or BMWs.....

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "Ramps, lifts, access, adapted houses, parking badges, special cars and now free straws? These people have it easy and the more you give them, the more they fvcking want. Spoiled fvcking cripple cvnts. They want the moon on a stick."

Ooh it annoys me when having to use a bus and the journey gets held up when the worlds slowest projectile - the ramp - gets called into action so that a four wheeler can roll on or off the vehicle
:Fume:

[SWv2]

Apparently it is a fundamental human right to be able to have a drink, whenever you want it, and drink it independently.

Now, I dont think that actually is a fundamental human right but even if it was, can't they bring their own bloody straw?

If I was heading out for a coffee and couldnt drink without a straw it might just possibly occur to me to have a straw that I take with me.

Or is it simply a case of **** the planet because a very small group of people will be slightly inconvenienced?

Why do you need a straw Pedro?

[Burney]

Why do you need a straw Pedro?

I would say that there are times when a straw is necessary. One of those big, long Bloody Marys, for instance. Much easier to drink through a straw. Although if you break off either end of the celery, that, too, will act as a straw.