Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry, believes Morrisons have a hidden agenda.

They wanted to buy eight large sausage rolls and two steak bakes at 8.45am last Wednesday

‘We have always been able to get the pies before 9am. The decision makes no sense. I can’t see any logic.’



Though my favourite line of the whole piece is:

"Five other people joined the queue at Berwick Hills and saw the meat treats in the back"

I know. I'm imagining them slavering as they press their faces to the glass at the sight of unattainable pies.

Perhaps they were buying them for friends? Or perhaps his missus is the real pie-beast?

I still want to know what the hidden agenda is, though.