Ah. I see Russia has accused Britain of staging the gas attack in Syria.

[World's End Stella]

The news really isn't getting any saner, is it?

You can imagine the minutes of a Russian global strategy meeting:

Ivan1: Let's do this
Ivan2: What if we get caught?
Ivan1: We'll lie and say we didn't do it
Ivan2: What if they have evidence we did it?
Ivan1: We'll lie even more
Ivan2: Da, clever