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Thread: I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

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    I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

    last night.

    Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

    Still, not pleasant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    last night.

    Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

    Still, not pleasant
    Two things:

    1. Did it arouse you?

    2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    last night.

    Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

    Still, not pleasant
    You are making sports up now..... what is the difference between a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and any other nationality Jui-Jitsu (apart from the pubic hair shaving jokes)
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    last night.

    Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

    Still, not pleasant
    Brazillian and female, 2 words that you've never used in the same sentence before........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Two things:

    1. Did it arouse you?

    2. Why are they making you fight chicks?
    Because he is a big girls blouse
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Two things:

    1. Did it arouse you?

    2. Why are they making you fight chicks?
    It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

    It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

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    Thank god it wasn’t Justine Kish...I’ll leave you to google her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

    It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
    Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

    Sad seens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

    It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
    so basically she is better at this than you?
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

    It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.
    A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

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