"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Sir C "The bit that really confuses me is the theatricality. Nerve agents, poisoned umbrellas, polonium... these KGB types are just wannabe Bond villains, aren't they?
Why not simply shoot the **** through the head?"
I always wondered that about the Hooded Claw and his over-elaborate attempts to bump off Penelope Pitstop
10 characters? Pile of cund.