I mean, Ivan has in effect launched a chemical weapons attack on British soil that appears to have affected hundreds of people and fundamentally broken the rules of international espionage. Are we actually going to...y'know...do something?
We've got 'fúck all' in the military department and would be squished like a fly by Putin's mob.
I'm sure one of our nice diplomats will politely ask them if they could do a tidier job next time.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”