Burney "An Aperol? Are you an old lady?"
Someone gave me a bottle for Christmas and the quicker it gets drunk, the quicker it's gone
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I have had two nips out of it
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Unfortunately I'm clean out of wine right now but your description is exactly how the the liquid which was in the bottle neck was used
I'm even out of ice
Just two empty trays in the freezer from when I defrosted it
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