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  1. #1
    kerching!
    Though I now live in Stanstead Abbotts (but on the Hoddesdon side of the A414)

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    kerching!
    Though I now live in Stanstead Abbotts (but on the Hoddesdon side of the A414)
    So near Roydon?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    So near Roydon?
    Are you going to stalk him?

    Why not just ask him out on a date?

    Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you going to stalk him?

    Why not just ask him out on a date?

    Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?
    I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.
    I can't say I blame them. As old wossname said, 'The position is ridiculous, the pleasure momentary and the expense damnable!'

  6. #6
    Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon
    You've done it now, he's going to be peering in through your curtains, tugging away at his withered old man cóck for all he's worth

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You've done it now, he's going to be peering in through your curtains, tugging away at his withered old man cóck for all he's worth
    I read that wrong, I first thought you were implying b was going to be tossing off his old man
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    I read that wrong, I first thought you were implying b was going to be tossing off his old man
    Fantasies are fine, p, just as long as they remain inside your head.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fantasies are fine, p, just as long as they remain inside your head.
    I'm sorry... I'm troubled my first thought was that
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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