I always assumed that Hoddgooner was short for HoddleGooner, and that Hodd is, in fact, Glenn Hoddle, who secretly supports The Arsenal, all of which explains why he never really went to town and ripped us a new one when he played against us.
I could be wrong, of course.
I'm pretty sure it's Hoddesdon. Just down the road from me.
Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?
Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?
I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.
I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.
I can't say I blame them. As old wossname said, 'The position is ridiculous, the pleasure momentary and the expense damnable!'