I just had a massive cordon bleu von schwein - lots of pigs were harmed in the making of this dish. Couldn't even finish the pommes, although well done to the restaurant for putting a lovely bowl of green stuff next to the meal for decoration
Masturbating with the aid of an anglerfish I hope.
Thought knowing you it would have to be a lobster or turbot.
There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?
I just had a massive cordon bleu von schwein - lots of pigs were harmed in the making of this dish. Couldn't even finish the pommes, although well done to the restaurant for putting a lovely bowl of green stuff next to the meal for decoration
No Kartoffelnsalat with that, la? I'd have demanded Kartoffelnsalat to go with my Pommes.
There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?
I am going to watch Shamrock Rovers v Dundalk. It is so cold I wish I was staying at home spilling fluids.