Glw away tonight. You know what that means, don't you?

[Sir C]

Masturbating with the aid of an anglerfish I hope.

Thought knowing you it would have to be a lobster or turbot.

There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?