This KFC episode is a bit of a lark. Thousands of ****-ugly fat people

[7sisters]

wailing and blubbing like fat demented babies.

It should serve as a warning chime about the fragility of the food supply chain though.

And imagine the exquisite schadenfreude being enjoyed by whoever KFC sacked off to give the delivery contract to DHL

Well, this is the sort of thing that happens when bean counters manage the running of a company.

[SWv2]

Quite partial to a Wicked Zinger meal when the mood takes me.

[Burney]

Quite partial to a Wicked Zinger meal when the mood takes me.

I'd be too embarrassed to say the words 'Wicked Zinger' in front of another human, sw. It's bad enough that McDonald's got me to say 'McNuggets', but this is a line I'm not prepared to cross.

[SWv2]

I'd be too embarrassed to say the words 'Wicked Zinger' in front of another human, sw. It's bad enough that McDonald's got me to say 'McNuggets', but this is a line I'm not prepared to cross.

I can easily switch to street mode when the need arises.

Therein lies the difference between us. I expect if I were to be dropped into a rough estate in Hackney I could easily negotiate safe passage by using these skillz.

[Burney]

I can easily switch to street mode when the need arises.

Therein lies the difference between us. I expect if I were to be dropped into a rough estate in Hackney I could easily negotiate safe passage by using these skillz.

This is peculiar to Fast Food, though. No other industry requires you to embarrass yourself or talk as much shïte. Whopper, Zinger, a McChicken Sandwich, the McMuffin, the McFlurry, the Croissan'wich - I mean it's all just childish gobbledygook, isn't it? And yet we go along with it, saying these nonsense words and being infantilised EVEN THOUGH WE'RE THE CUSTOMER!

It makes me cross, sw.

[SWv2]

This is peculiar to Fast Food, though. No other industry requires you to embarrass yourself or talk as much shïte. Whopper, Zinger, a McChicken Sandwich, the McMuffin, the McFlurry, the Croissan'wich - I mean it's all just childish gobbledygook, isn't it? And yet we go along with it, saying these nonsense words and being infantilised EVEN THOUGH WE'RE THE CUSTOMER!

It makes me cross, sw.

It's the product name so you have to go along with it.

Not massively different to a cappucino or latte or flat white. In fact I was in one of these temples of ****ery recently where having ordered a coffee they asked my Mrs for her name, then proceeded a few minutes later to shout out that her coffee was ready using her name. She was stood there, waiting.

Now that made me cross.

[Burney]

It's the product name so you have to go along with it.

Not massively different to a cappucino or latte or flat white. In fact I was in one of these temples of ****ery recently where having ordered a coffee they asked my Mrs for her name, then proceeded a few minutes later to shout out that her coffee was ready using her name. She was stood there, waiting.

Now that made me cross.

The last time I was in a McDonald's, I simply used the electronic ordering doodah, which spared me the embarrassment.

[Burney]

This is peculiar to Fast Food, though. No other industry requires you to embarrass yourself or talk as much shïte. Whopper, Zinger, a McChicken Sandwich, the McMuffin, the McFlurry, the Croissan'wich - I mean it's all just childish gobbledygook, isn't it? And yet we go along with it, saying these nonsense words and being infantilised EVEN THOUGH WE'RE THE CUSTOMER!

It makes me cross, sw.

'Filet-O-Fish', that's another. There's no such thing as a 'Filet' in this country and as as for the cringe-inducing awfulness of having to say 'O-Fish', I mean, ffs!

Fishburger's perfectly good, isn't it? Or Fish Sandwich? One can quite proudly walk up to the young lady behind the counter and say 'Good day, my dear. I would like to eat your Fish Sandwich' and she'd know what you meant, wouldn't she? This 'Filet-O-Fish' nonsense is quite unnecessary.

[SWv2]

'Filet-O-Fish', that's another. There's no such thing as a 'Filet' in this country and as as for the cringe-inducing awfulness of having to say 'O-Fish', I mean, ffs!

Fishburger's perfectly good, isn't it? Or Fish Sandwich? One can quite proudly walk up to the young lady behind the counter and say 'Good day, my dear. I would like to eat your Fish Sandwich' and she'd know what you meant, wouldn't she? This 'Filet-O-Fish' nonsense is quite unnecessary.

She might think you are a sex case.

[TheCurly]

'Filet-O-Fish', that's another. There's no such thing as a 'Filet' in this country and as as for the cringe-inducing awfulness of having to say 'O-Fish', I mean, ffs!

Fishburger's perfectly good, isn't it? Or Fish Sandwich? One can quite proudly walk up to the young lady behind the counter and say 'Good day, my dear. I would like to eat your Fish Sandwich' and she'd know what you meant, wouldn't she? This 'Filet-O-Fish' nonsense is quite unnecessary.

I just ask for McSalt and a McStraw and a McBarbeque sauce and McMore Ice until they basically just ignore me