About a year and a half ago I became aware of the name Naby Keita and googled him to

[World's End Stella]

see what all the fuss was about. Now, I’m obviously not the kind of cancer-deserving **** that draws hyperbolic conclusions from a YouTube video, but after a few minutes I’d genuinely convinced myself that he was potentially the greatest sportsmen that's ever lived.

Needles to say, when I learned he’d pre-signed for Liverpool, even though I wasn't aware of him ever being linked with us, I still felt a pang of disappointment,

Anyway, the point I’m trying to get to is that if this ****ox is even half as good as he looked on that YouTube video, and it turns out we could conceivably have signed him, then – and only then – will I concede that Wenger’s “lost da plot” and has “gotta go” or however you people describe these things.

I did the same with thon Goretzka chap and felt the same way when BM signed him. Which sort of begs the question that if Keita is that good how did BM not to mention the Spanish clubs let him go to Liverpool?