'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I am marking the occasion by not going to see Paul Weller.
Valentines Day my fúcking hole. Have a word with yourselves.