The best thing about my previous job was the banning of eating at desks.

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Having to endure the stench of other peoples' stinky lunches detracts from the quality of my day.

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After extensive scientific study, I have come to realise that Salade Niçoise is the single most offensive thing one can eat at one's desk, containing as it does the key stink trifecta of fish, onion and egg.