Good job we kept hold of...oh.
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fùckers even more.
I wouldn't go that far. I'm very aware that he's only had half a season to adjust to the peculiar demands of English football and I'm not going to write him off just yet, but, you know, he just doesn't seem to be all that good at the whole 'doing football' thing at present.
No doubt he'll get his shít unfúcked and score 30 goals next season and I'll be delighted. Such is football.