Right, where is Sir C.

[Sir C]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533

Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.

The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.

Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*

* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.

I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.

So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?

Half. Wit.