There is no-one quicker than me to denounce the french as a

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Having been on a couple of skiing holidays, I would concur absolutely.

Well clearly you, Steve and Luis are all abjectly useless when it comes to anything physical so skiing would not suit. A week of flailing around in the snow like a burning spastic would, I imagine, be rather unpleasant.

[Burney]

Well clearly you, Steve and Luis are all abjectly useless when it comes to anything physical so skiing would not suit. A week of flailing around in the snow like a burning spastic would, I imagine, be rather unpleasant.

No, I'm pretty good at it. It's just balance, after all. The rest is just gravity.

Skiing holidays are for people who can't think of anything more interesting to do with their time.

[Luis Anaconda]

Well clearly you, Steve and Luis are all abjectly useless when it comes to anything physical so skiing would not suit. A week of flailing around in the snow like a burning spastic would, I imagine, be rather unpleasant.

Au contraire, mon ami - twas years of physical activity that ****ed my knees up, making skiing a particularly stupid thing to do

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Dropping to your knees to impart relief to sailors in the Reeperbahn hardly qualifies as sport L.

[Burney]

Dropping to your knees to impart relief to sailors in the Reeperbahn hardly qualifies as sport L.

It counts as being a good sport.

[Luis Anaconda]

It counts as being a good sport.

Though I have never been to Hamburg in my life

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Though I have never been to Hamburg in my life

Well wherever it is in Deutschland that you hammer your liver and eat the cock then you pernickety, querulous old soak

[Burney]

Though I have never been to Hamburg in my life

Really? I seem to spend half my life in the bloody place.

[Luis Anaconda]

Really? I seem to spend half my life in the bloody place.

Yes - I have to get up there soon. A very good friend of mine moved up there. It's not exactly close though