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Thread: Theo's having a medical at Everton, then.

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    Theo's having a medical at Everton, then.

    Pleeeeeeeease don't let them find out he's a malfunctioning cyborg with no human emotions and extremely limited AI :fingerscrossed:

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    They'll discover he's actually Lewis Hamilton and call the deal off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Pleeeeeeeease don't let them find out he's a malfunctioning cyborg with no human emotions and extremely limited AI :fingerscrossed:
    . . . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    They'll discover he's actually Lewis Hamilton and call the deal off.


    Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.

    Unless he's sulking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post


    Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.

    Unless he's sulking.
    Theo Hamilton has it easy. Just sits in a computer controlled kit car and has only to keep his foot down and steer the contraption. Anyone could do it. Even an effete gay chap like yourself Ash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post


    Lewisham never wants it less than the opposition.

    Unless he's sulking.
    Talking of Lewis Hamilton, has a certain Theo Chuang crossed your radar yet? Interesting chap #TheStorm
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Theo Hamilton has it easy. Just sits in a computer controlled kit car and has only to keep his foot down and steer the contraption. Anyone could do it. Even an effete gay chap like yourself Ash.
    They have to keep the thing on the island as well as not bumping into the other fellows. They also have a million settings and buttons on the steering wheel to master. And then there are all the G forces. Every time you go round a corner at 130mph your internals are trying to carry on in a straight line. This happens every few seconds for an hour and a half. You need to be in good shape.

    And you're the one who has frothy milk in his coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    They have to keep the thing on the island as well as not bumping into the other fellows. They also have a million settings and buttons on the steering wheel to master. And then there are all the G forces. Every time you go round a corner at 130mph your internals are trying to carry on in a straight line. This happens every few seconds for an hour and a half. You need to be in good shape.

    And you're the one who has frothy milk in his coffee.
    Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Talking of Lewis Hamilton, has a certain Theo Chuang crossed your radar yet? Interesting chap #TheStorm
    Oh yes, saw that. Remarkable sequence of coincidences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Milky coffee is a definite sign of a shirtlifter, a. You are quite correct. Real men have grown out of milky coffee by the time they hit their 20s.
    Nonsense b. The truest sign of a chutney ferret, is a chap who, upon discovering he has a flat tyre, calls the AA and makes himself pretty while awaiting the mechanic's arrival, then blushes and pouts coquettishly at the fellow while he is about his task.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Oh yes, saw that. Remarkable sequence of coincidences.
    Remarkable indeed. Somehow, I get the feeling one or two people will be wanting to have a word with him soon. You know, to ensure he gets even more recognition.

    Or it may be too late; clearly someone has been singing like a canary already, as they say.
    Last edited by redgunamo; 01-17-2018 at 01:04 PM.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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