That's the problem - some of the names mentioned are ridiculous (Tuchel being a very good example - poor man's Klopp, if you are being kind). Interesting comparison is with Bayern - they planned to name their new manager during the last international break, yet don't seem to be any closer. If Ancelotti is a has-been what is Jupp
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Somewhere deep in the bowels of Colney Hatch, the bio-genetics division that brought us Gunnersaurus is nearly ready to unveil the clone of Don Howe we've made from a piece of dandruff left in a flat cap found in his old desk drawer when we were knocking down Highbury. He shall burst forth, fully-formed and start organising our back four into an unbreachable wall.