Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I have today placed my follicles into the tender mercies of a local gentleman of middle-eastern appearance.

He set fire to my fúcking ears.
I found myself in a similar situation recently. Did he get a little paper ball on a metal stick, dip it in bright purple liquid & then light it?

Did it on my neck as well, he did. I didn't even sign a consent form.