Whose utterly retarded idea was it to try and sell that shít in England over Christmas? They literally cannot give the fücking stuff away. I expect they'll put it in the Food Bank box next - as if the poor and needy didn't have enough problems.
Putting the words "Alcohol Free" on Budweiser is like putting a "may contain nuts" warning on a packet of nuts.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman