I probably wouldn't have left the bit about my partner trying to eat a napkin out.

[Sir C]

Oh, I think we can do better than that, my friend.

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I remember once eating sausage mash and onion gravy out of a massive Yorkshire pudding. It was fûcking marvellous, frankly.

Sheeee-it. I gots to get me some of that.