There is fact to this, Sir C. Every single time I eat Cereal with Milk (I just cant help it sometimes), I soil my pants. I forgot Id eaten a bowl of Granola before going for a walk on New Years day and ended up exploding into my pants about a mile from home. I never stood a chance.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."