Sometimes I visit friends of ours who have recently had kids

[Billy Goat Sverige]

they look exhausted, miserable, broke, on the verge of divorce,

Yet they insist that we should have a kid. And when I say you are a good example of not having one they get offended

Then they say it's the greatest thing.
Then I say I've just been on holiday and they look sad.

I always said I would never have kids. All my nieces and nephews used to annoy the shut out of me, but when you have your own it’s different. Nothing better than seeing the smile on my little ones face when I go and pick him up from daycare