Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Billy Goat Sverige]

told me that another boy had hit him this morning.

Said that it was a boy who struggles to integrate with the rest of the class.

Guess what his FÚCKING name was

Peter!!!!!!!!!!! Why won't you think of the children!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dropped my boy off at daycare the other week and a sweet little girl came up to him and cuddled him. She then pulled away, slapped him around the face and stole his dummy

[Burney]

I dropped my boy off at daycare the other week and a sweet little girl came up to him and cuddled him. She then pulled away, slapped him around the face and stole his dummy

I've had relationships like that.

[Monty92]

I've had relationships like that.

With 3-year-olds?

[Pokster]

With 3-year-olds?

now then now then

[Burney]

With 3-year-olds?

Not quite. I think I was first caught in bed with a girl when I was five, to be fair.

She was also five, for the record.

[Peter]

I've had relationships like that.

That is every heterosexual relationship, summed up in five seconds.

Its a wonderful piece of performance art.

[Burney]

That is every heterosexual relationship, summed up in five seconds.

Its a wonderful piece of performance art.

They all slap your face and steal your dummy in the end.

[Peter]

They all slap your face and steal your dummy in the end.

Or your house. Or your dignity. Or whatever the law deems them entitled to, which is pretty much everything.

Women, eh