Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Monty92]

I'm wondering how the police are going to react when monty goes round and beats the living piss out of mohamed senior.

I've only ever seen his mum (well, the limited part of her face not covered). She's a total sour-faced bitch who I have never seen make any attempt to interact with any other parents.

Actually, that sounds a bit like me