I know longer wipe my arse and have made significant savings in toilet tissue. When I defecate I reach behind with both hands and open my buttocks as wide as they will go thereby effectively removing my anus from the process.
What percentage of your turds are easy wipe clean? Mine used to be circa 90% horrific, emergency clean up operations and 10% ok. Due to a change in diet I have literally spun that around to 90% clean, no wipe required (just a couple of pleasure wipes), 5% average mess and the rare emergency scenario which leaves me needing councelling.
How about you Wimb?
I know longer wipe my arse and have made significant savings in toilet tissue. When I defecate I reach behind with both hands and open my buttocks as wide as they will go thereby effectively removing my anus from the process.
Hmmm I tried this manoeuvre once and it didnt end well. Thats all I am prepared to say.