There' been a distressing lack of Masterchef chat lately

[Burney]

I did think the reaction to the chick’s dessert was a little excessive, banana and some made up product called Yuzu. She can fúck off. I don’t think she even served ice cream with it.

Essentially I think they were determined to put her through after the restaurant round and just went over the top.

Also only fair to point out Gregg Wallace, what a ****.

Isn't he, though? I'm amazed no stories of him molesting contestants have come out. I'd have put good money on him being a keen sex pest.