Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
it. Wondering what game this could possibly be, I turned on BBC2 and found to my horror they were labelling women's 'football' in this absurd and misleading fashion. My outrage turned to laughter very quickly, however, when the first action I saw involved a pathetically weak long range effort from an England 'player' being horribly fumbled by the big lesbian in goal, only to fall at the feet of another England 'player' who then promptly spazzed out completely and missed the gaping goal by a good three yards. It was really very funny and pretty much summed up why nobody watches women's football.

It did lead me to wonder if there is there a bigger disparity in competence, co-ordination and sheer athleticism between male and female versions of any sport than that which exists between men's and women's football? I mean women's tennis is obviously rubbish, but its players do at least look vaguely as though they are at least playing the same sport as the men. By contrast, women's football is virtually unrecognisable as the same thing and is at a standard that would put most Sunday teams to shame.
Nonsense the lot of it but I think we are compelled by modern societal pressures to pretend it is a serious sport.

I expect in a few years’ time they will have to concoct a third team for weirdos who are neither male nor female (well they are of course, just in their fúcking mental heads they think they are not).