https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...hopkins-column
Originally Posted by eastgermanautos https://www.theguardian.com/media/20...hopkins-column A rather tedious old hag who’ll say anything to provoke a reaction and then dress it up as a principled stand when she fúcks up.
Originally Posted by Burney A rather tedious old hag who’ll say anything to provoke a reaction and then dress it up as a principled stand when she fúcks up. Plus, she has health issues. I'm not a fan of those with health issues.
Originally Posted by Sir C Plus, she has health issues. I'm not a fan of those with health issues. Yes. She also keeps referring to her vagina and I’d very much prefer not to think about that.
Originally Posted by Burney A rather tedious old hag who’ll say anything to provoke a reaction and then dress it up as a principled stand when she fúcks up. Does that make her Twitter's version of Monty?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
Originally Posted by Burney Yes. She also keeps referring to her vagina and I’d very much prefer not to think about that. What's wrong with her vagina?
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez Does that make her Twitter's version of Monty? Not at all. M is a reasoned, sensible chap now and would never do anything so cheap as to cause offence just for the sake of it these da...oh, ffs Monty!
Originally Posted by Sir C What's wrong with her vagina? She keeps referring to how well-worn, baggy and capacious it is.
Originally Posted by Burney She keeps referring to how well-worn, baggy and capacious it is. Like a trusty old carpet bag, perhaps? Musty, but reliable. I rather like that.
Originally Posted by Sir C Like a trusty old carpet bag, perhaps? Musty, but reliable. I rather like that. Just so. Can one still get carpet bags? If not, what do carpetbaggers use these days?
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