So far her suggestions include 'stir-fry' and, God help us, 'vegetable lasagne'.
What the hell do I do now?
You know the upscale frozen food shop, Cook? They do a quite exceptional vegetable lasagna. I highly recommend it.
I also highly recommend you put an agreement into place with V with regard to how often this veggie thing can happen. Best to nip it in the bud, Charles.