So a British explorer goes missing in the New Guinea jungle and, while

[Burney]

If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?

It doesn't work that way, la. White people are bad, remember?

Of course, the overall implication is that if it had been left to Guardian columnists, nobody in human history would ever have left their village.