All those pseudoscandis are mental. Finns especially. Mad like the cheese.
I rather like Finns. Easily my favourite nordics, at least. They're quirky, stoic and largely unsmiling when sober, but actually have a very good, dry (if bleak) sense of humour. They're good fun to get naked and drink with.
I'm not one for racial generalisations but you know who are mad fúckers? Lithuanians
I know a chap who married a Lit (or whatever they call themselves). He finds the vodka drinking whenever her friends and relatives visit extremely difficult.