Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

Does anyone want to buy a cat?
Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question