So this pikey bincat I rescued which likes to run up me

[Sir C]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

[Ash]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

A spot of discipline might be needed.

GLWTP

[Sir C]

A spot of discipline might be needed.

GLWTP

Yes, I must learn to wear appropriate clothing when he's awake

[Burney]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

It puts me in mind of 'The Cat's Revenge', by Claude Balls

[Sir C]

It puts me in mind of 'The Cat's Revenge', by Claude Balls

Please don't mention balls, you'll give him ideas.

[Burney]

Please don't mention balls, you'll give him ideas.

I now have an image of him swinging by his claws from your clockweights while you hop around the room shouting 'OOYAH, ME PLUMS!' and similar.

It really is most amusing.

[Peter]

in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

Does anyone want to buy a cat?

Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question

[Sir C]

Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question

I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

[Burney]

I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

Hang on. Were you sitting down?

I've sat on those seats, for god's sake.

[Burney]

Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question

Cats are usually naked, p.