The football was shockingly poor, both teams really though to their credit Denmark made a marginal effort to win the game. I thought the approach from MON was appalling but if they scratch a 1-0 later all will be forgiven as we drink heavily and dance in the streets etc.
Now, one goal from Lord Bendtner and we are fúcked.
I can see it now - a towering header and a move back to his spiritual home at the Emirates in January
Yup. He poked one inside the post, then Tottenham gave the ball away straight from kick-off and Cesc ran through and scored while Sky were still showing replays.