And presumably that'll work out as well as the expedition to finally take out the bad hombres in Iraq. Will Tony Blair be coming back to lead the charge?
I'm not sure that's how history works, to be honest. A man always has to do what he thinks is right; it's no good being a pussy about it.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."