Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
You forget swamp, while working class sons of toil such as we have horny calloused hands that can swing sledgehammers, fops like Ash, Berni and Peter have hands covered in a soft, translucent material, their skin, which tears and blisters on any contact with tools.

Ash wouldn't even be able to undo the screws. He'd choose the wrong Philips and fúck the screw-heads.
This is why I keep the tradition of the 'handyman' alive, h, although of course he likes to be referred to as the 'estate manager'.