Jezza's in a spot of trouble here, isn't he? Promoting an MP to the shadow cabinet

[Sir C]

You'd gas a badger????

God no, of course I wouldn't, man! Badgers have lovely wobbly bottoms when they run, for a start.

It was a sort of figure of speech. Anyway, I wouldn't gas them really because it would be in poor taste.

I'd boil them to death in their own shít.

[Burney]

God no, of course I wouldn't, man! Badgers have lovely wobbly bottoms when they run, for a start.

It was a sort of figure of speech. Anyway, I wouldn't gas them really because it would be in poor taste.

I'd boil them to death in their own shít.

I remember once in The Archers when David Archer had TB in the herd and shot a badger.

I was outraged.

[Monty92]

God no, of course I wouldn't, man! Badgers have lovely wobbly bottoms when they run, for a start.

It was a sort of figure of speech. Anyway, I wouldn't gas them really because it would be in poor taste.

I'd boil them to death in their own shít.

Did you just sexually objectify badgers?

You dirty weasel, you otter be ashamed of yourself, imo.