You know those messages you see occasionally written on a toilet wall

[Pat Vegas]

offering you some homosexual action.

Are they real or is it a scam?

[Sir C]

offering you some homosexual action.

Are they real or is it a scam?

There's only one way to find out, f.

Good luck.

[Pat Vegas]

There's only one way to find out, f.

Good luck.

I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.

[Sir C]

I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.

Tell me more of your bad arse, f.

[Burney]

I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.

I’ve just been told I need reading glasses and that my retinas are slowly detaching.

I’m falling apart. Might as well end it now while there’s some semblance of dignity left

[Pokster]

I'm not cut out for it Sir C.
I can't dance, I've had a bad arse for months and I nearly throw up brushing my teeth.

Be careful f, Sir c is a walking toilet wall, he will get all the information out of you and then start pegging you

[Peter]

I’ve just been told I need reading glasses and that my retinas are slowly detaching.

I’m falling apart. Might as well end it now while there’s some semblance of dignity left

I now need reading glasses. It is no ****ing fun whatsoever. I have had perfect eyesight my entire life.

Not ****ing happy.

[Burney]

I now need reading glasses. It is no ****ing fun whatsoever. I have had perfect eyesight my entire life.

Not ****ing happy.

Oh, how terribly sad. Did I mention the bit about MY FÙCKING RETINAS DETACHING?

Fùckssake

[Sir C]

Oh, how terribly sad. Did I mention the bit about MY FÙCKING RETINAS DETACHING?

Fùckssake

Can they sew them back on?

[PSRB]

I now need reading glasses. It is no ****ing fun whatsoever. I have had perfect eyesight my entire life.

Not ****ing happy.

Same here, can't read the date on my watch without stretching my arm away. Most depressing, although secretly I have always liked the idea of wearing glasses.