Can I just apologise unreservedly to the woman on the Victoria line

[Sir C]

I saw Nigella on the telly last night, h. She seems to have lost about half her bodyweight and looks a bit haggard. Her tits and arse have virtually disappeared. As I watched, I thought about how much this state of affairs would distress you.

She's probably trimmed back her egregiously hairy clung-piece as well

Apart from all that - chicken thighs and peas? Roasted for over an hour? Jesus H Títty Christ!

[Burney]

Apart from all that - chicken thighs and peas? Roasted for over an hour? Jesus H Títty Christ!

If you can keep it moist, chicken cooked for that long can be very good. When I do chicken legs with the salt and pepper, I'll let them cook for nearly an hour. The juices they release that go all sticky seem to prevent dryness.