Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
This is abuse of the most egregious nature for not only did you lasciviously ogle her secondary sexual characteristics, no doubt making revolting honking and snorting noises, you used the crowded nature of the situation to surreptitiously stroke your thunderous erection through your tradesman's overalls.

I have already reported you to thon journalist who accused Marlon Brando of rape and she will now hound you mercilessly - and rightly so!
I saw Nigella on the telly last night, h. She seems to have lost about half her bodyweight and looks a bit haggard. Her tits and arse have virtually disappeared. As I watched, I thought about how much this state of affairs would distress you.

She's probably trimmed back her egregiously hairy clung-piece as well