Talking of pubs, I just discovered that the King's Head on Enfield High St -

[Ash]

Try it on a Saturday night, b. You'll want to stab yourself in the face.

Bob Dylan's Oxford Town could have been written about Enfield Town....proper, old school **** hole.

Everywhere's a shíthole or full of cùnts according to you, though, tbf.

It's almost as if you were a little bit of a curmudgeon.