It's Murder on the Orient Express, not fúcking 'Allo 'Allo.
Eejit.
Well of course I'm not actually black in that the colour of my skin isn't exactly black but I refuse to be classified, categorized or bullied into being any other colour than the one I feel I am.
I may be a chinaman tomorrow b as is my inalienable right.
I think Herbert is black with that white blotches skin complaint thing
The one nobody notices
10 characters? Pile of cund.