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Thread: I see things are now at the stage where men are being required to undergo the ritual

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's the bottoms that get me, p. :sigh:
    Yes. Breasts are the snare if the younger, less inexperienced fellow, I think.

    Arses, on the other hand...arses. Yes....Mmmmm.

    Sorry, what were we talking about?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. Breasts are the snare if the younger, less inexperienced fellow, I think.

    Arses, on the other hand...arses. Yes....Mmmmm.

    Sorry, what were we talking about?
    Kinckers knackers knockers!

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    he reads like a man who is a complete and utter wet.

    The sort that orders a small Chardonnay at the bar.
    I saw a hilarious thread on twitter where a silly **** in a hat who claims to be a female must ally was proudly saying he never flirts because he doesn’t ‘want to be that guy’ - and then complaining that he never gets anywhere with women

  4. #14

    Pornography empowers women, I thought they said? :-(

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    public humiliation of a confession of every sexually inappropriate thing they've ever done in order to appease the 'Me Too' witch hunt. Even having to publicly admit in a national newspaper that you've consumed 'sexist' pornography (there's another kind?).

    Nothing at all weird or unsettling about that. Oh, no. It's not at all cultural revolution-ey.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-me-too-sexism

    Finally an industry in which the dollies command better pay than the blokes
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I saw a hilarious thread on twitter where a silly **** in a hat who claims to be a feminist ally was proudly saying he never flirts because he doesn’t ‘want to be that guy’ - and then complaining that he never gets anywhere with women
    It's a point, though. Imagine being single again and, God forbid, young. How would you start a conversation with a woman without being accused of some sort of assault?
    Last edited by Burney; 10-20-2017 at 12:38 PM.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Kinckers knackers knockers!
    Of course, arses are also good because - unlike tits - you can gawp at them to your heart’s content without the object of your attention noticing. With breasts, you have to be subtle

    Oh, god! I’m basically Harvey Weinstein, aren’t I?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's a point, though. Imagine being single again and, God forbid, young. How would you start a conversation with a woman without being accused of some sort of assault?
    It is all about the apps nowadays, sc.

    They go in pubs, open the app and see who is available.

    In other words, you can now be rejected without ever speaking to the person.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's a point, though. Imagine being single again and, God forbid, young. How would you start a conversation with a woman without being accused of some sort of assault?
    Simply by having been brought up right, I think.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's a point, though. Imagine being single again and, God forbid, young. How would you start a conversation with a woman without being accused of some sort of assault?
    I think it’d be OK. Most people are still sane, I think - it’s just that the loonies are given credence.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's a point, though. Imagine being single again and, God forbid, young. How would you start a conversation with a woman without being accused of some sort of assault?
    I think it’d be OK. Most people are still sane, I think - it’s just that the loonies are given credence.

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